The person who invented? expression? share the sky “is? obviously not traveling with young children. What If at a given time? in the future, you will find yourself on an airplane? strait with an unruly child (or two), while First let me walk? introduce my condol? ancestral. As m? mother of two boys? ons and v? t? ran the so-called friendly skies, I? t?? your place more once.
Yes, I know – you do not need my sympathy, empathy or my or my condol? Ancestral. You need help! So, for what it’s worth, here are my words of exp? Experience (um, I mean wisdom) on her? We survive? your next trip:
Toddler Air Travel Tips # 1: Do not use the white paper bag in the pocket if? Age before you like a paper airplane!
There is no question that you have to? Pens? small fortune load your luggage? hand with goodies for? keep your two years entertained for hours. There is an r? Rule not? Criteria which means that your toddler is bored in the first quarter of an hour of? Hand.
This white paper bag in the pocket if? Age before you start? invite? you, with the promise that if you turn it into a paper airplane or origami sculpture, the passenger seat? c? t? small you will be wise for the next two hours of your trip.
Stop – do not! Believe me, d? S for you? Mount the bag, your child will upchuck everything he mang? at small d? lunch. And guess o? that spit out food scraps r? Gurgi? e is r? alis?. Yes, it’s true – you will be the recipient does not want! Your pants, shoes, yes, m? My luggage for your new brand will be covered in the rest once dig? R? S of his little-d? Lunch.
My advice – d? S that you ride? board the plane, locate the paper bag and place it o? You can r? cup? rer in last? minute. And do not touch it? Unless you need to use his pr? seen.
Toodle Air Travel Tips # 2: Do not let your child’s if? Age when the light? Re attach the belt of the container dimensions is disabled?.
I do not? tell you that toddlers are having difficulty? ? sit for two minutes, let alone two hours. Their little legs? Does? built for running, kicking and jumping.
In this spirit, pr? Your guard for the fact that your child is? g? mir and squirm and complain and evil? a little more comfortable. However, whatever? how he squirms and complains, does not? stain his belt the container dimensions. If you do, be pr? T? regret your d? decision. Why? Well, lib? R? constraints of the belt the container dimensions, it will pass?, you fight in all? e, then his instincts indoors? will run the relay. You can imagine the rest of the fiasco that will take place.
My advice – do not? Belt buckle the container dimensions your child for any reason. Better yet, make her so? Ge car with you on the plane, and the bracelet good!
Toddler Air Travel Tips # 3: Never? Stablish eye contact with passengers of another adult.
Unfortunately, the majority? Your fellow passengers will not be favorable? your situation. There’s something about flying, it can? Be promiscuous?, High altitude, air or recycled?, Which makes them forget they? Taient old child, or had children, or that the end of the world if it did? silent not for children. For them, you? Your enemy.
My advice – you should? Avoid making eye contact with another adult passenger in the plane. Save yourself the eyes and? Shines, because you do not know will not hurt you. Tired of your plate without adding a coffee? T? large portion of the culpabilit?.
Finally, keep your expectations r? Realistic. You survive? trip. Maybe? Be, you m? Me your own travel tips and words of wisdom? pass when it’s over!
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Sep 04 2010